Hashtags ranged from #cutestcouple to #relationshipgoals but Tom Luker, the possibly handsome boyfriend in the instagram photos is unsure if the hashtags sum up how he really feels.
“I suppose I love her” he says while checking out the pair of silicon airbags on the babe across the room.
“The thing is all these good looking women are commenting saying how we make such a good couple but if i’m being honest I sometimes think i’d rather be in a relationship with them”
His girlfriend Fiona Jones is not so doubtful.
“Of course we’re meant to be together”
“We got over 100 likes and 30 comments saying how amazing we look together”
“How could all those people be wrong?”