Enjoying some ass play doesn’t mean you have to start questioning your sexuality

A study by the University of Queensland has revealed that just because you’re a straight man doesn’t mean you should deny yourself the pleasure that can be found in the anus area.

Professor John Kubrick spent countless hours over many years researching the matter and said that a man’s most pleasurable area is actually found tucked away in his anus.

“For many years men were coy about any kind of ass play but our research is irrefutable and more people are starting to find out for themselves”

Local tradie and all round man’s man said his girlfriend sprung a tongue on him one day when they were both drunk and they haven’t looked back since.

“It all started late one night after a few bitters. I think missus had read something in some girly magazine about it and thought she’d sample the goods.”

“I tell ya what it sobered me up real quick at the time but now I don’t mind it now and then”

“Love is love, after all”

“Sometimes i’ll say the word and she’ll get down there and lap it up like a thirsty lioness at some dirty African waterhole”