Biggest lie ever told enters it’s 2017th year

On this day 2017 years ago the world’s most eligible bachelor (God) and some Arabian virgin were blessed with a son.

God didn’t lower himself to dirty, sweaty cock and vagina sex so he artificially inserted his seed into the virgin Mary.

Mary was shacked up with Joseph at the time but they were keeping it pure so he was surprised when his “virgin” started rounding out.

“It’s the son of god” she told him in order to explain why she was suddenly eating enough bread for 2.

“Say no more” he told her.

And that was that.

Jesus lived a full life until one day he was horrifically killed, but he did it for us and we should never forget it.

Merry Christmas.