Studies reveal “A Real Man” isn’t afraid to cuck

Every few years society comes up with a definition of what it means to be a “real man” and those among us who believe in such things quickly adapt.

For years men believed they had to suppress their emotions in order to be a “real man” but now we know that a man isn’t afraid to embrace his emotional side and perhaps even cry a little.

But now it appears there’s been another shift with a “real man” no longer needing to be a sex god, but instead embrace the lifestyle of cucking.

It’s a fairly new trend but cucking involves sitting back and watching as a strange man, or many strange men, run a train on your most beloved wife.

One such cuck, Georgie Pomms, said he always knew it was only a matter of time until society caught up and turned it’s back on toxic masculinity.

“Not so long ago a man was considered a sissy for crying or even talking about his feelings but now they’re considered a real man for doing so”

“It’s the same with cucking. A real man isn’t afraid to cry while watching his wife take 8 inches of the big black stuff”

His wife, Delta Blackman, who kept her last name after marriage, said she was glad she finally found a man who had the balls to watch from the corner as the crowded train pulled into the station.

“I was so sick of little boys who didn’t have the strength or manliness to watch as my holes get frantically plugged like a leaking boat taking on water”

“It’s the happiest I’ve ever been in a relationship and i think more couples would benefit from it”

“Sure we’re married but a ring doesn’t plug a hole”