Australian men will now be allowed to elbow, push and tackle women to the ground with full force after the AFL gave clearance for a trans man to play in the female league.
The news comes after broad shouldered, adam appled, Hannah Mouncey, was given permission to go head to head with woman half her weight.
AFL general counsel, Andrew Dillion, said he had no choice but to allow Hannah to play or risk being called a trans phobic bigot.
“The online social media campaigners would have torn us to shreds if we didn’t completely suspend all logic and common sense in this instance”
“Every day we didn’t let her play was another day we were denying a brave, female hero from fulfilling her lifelong dream”
“And that’s not what we’re all about”
Woman bashers across the country also welcomed the news and praised the AFL for finally giving them an outlet for their violent acts toward women.
“I used to have to throw my woman around in the privacy of my home but thanks to this weird political correctness I can now beat them up on an AFL field.”
“As long as I say I identify as a female then in the eyes of the law we’re just a couple of gals having a cat fight”
Hannah’s psychical strength will be on full display during her first trial game this weekend and fans are excited to watch her brush off opposing females like they’re chihuahuas yapping at the ankles of King Kong.