Man comes down with travel bug after 2 weeks in Europe making landmarks look like his cock

A wanderlust adventurer has been bitten by the travel bug after spending the last 2 weeks in Europe visiting every phallic shaped landmark on the continent.

Kicking off his journey in the city of love before soaking up the culture in Italy meant no landmark was safe from Josh Mellon’s Instagram account.

“Eiffel Tower made for a beautiful cock.” he said while flicking through his phone on the banks of the Seine.

“Leaning Tower of Pisa got the same treatment.”

“Big Ben? Mate, you better believe that’s a big cock.”




Although Josh still has another week of getting shitfaced and taking photos at all the places you’re supposed to take photos, he can’t help but wonder how hard it’s going to be to transition back to ordinary life in Australia.

“Mate i’m not sure I can do it. I mean I feel like this trip has really changed me. I’ve really grown. Just look at the size of that cock.”

“I’ve done London, Paris, Rome. I’ve done everywhere. Going back isn’t easy.”

When asked what doing a country meant, Josh grew slightly condescending and said it was obvious.

“It just means you’ve fully experienced it. Like I went through and fully completed all the sites. Did it completely so to speak”

“Did Italy for 3 days so now I can cross that off the list”

“If you look at my backpack you can see where I’ve sewn the flags of all the countries I’ve done into the fabric.”




Josh went on to say it can be hard to do a country in only a few days but if you say you did it then it’s done.

“Yeah Europe’s pretty much done now but I’m gonna do Bali next. Really soak up all the culture that westerners say exists there”

“Plus I’ve heard they’ve got a few big landmarks that will make for a lovely cock”