Hysterical bloke actually thinks climate change is going to wipe out humanity
“The world world is going to be in flames if we don’t do something about climate change soon.” said 26 year Tom Sampson to the 3 friends who sat across …
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Australia will never be safe until the Government has power to do as it pleases
Australia will never be safe until the government has the power to do as it the pleases, the Australian government has confirmed today. The news comes after parliament pushed through …
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Team that constantly loses says it’s not always about winning
Australian cricket is in turmoil. The fallout from the ball tampering saga still lingers and many experts are now unsure how to play the game going forward. Former cricket captain …
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Emmis uncensored: “My bumble date said 3 words to me that made my balls explode”
Every week I’m treated to a story on my apple news app by Nadia Bokody. She’s a writer for Mama Mia and the stories revolve around her sexual adventures. It …
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So much for the ban on single use plastic bags
A baby boomer was left disgruntled last night after finding out single use plastics bags still dominant the news on his TV screen. Eric Smigel, who is more senile than …
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#MeToo leader to receive fair trial and due process after having sex with underage boy
Leaders of the #MeToo movement have called for calm and due process after leader Asia Argento was accused of having sex with an underage child actor. Ms Argento, who was …
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Stop sensationalising the news says man who compares anyone who disagrees with him to Hitler
The Nazi’s are everywhere. That’s according to 28 year old perpetual student Thomas Creedence and it’s only a matter of time before we’re over run. “It is obvious we are …
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#NotAllAfricans trends after Africans refuse to take personal responsibility for woman’s death
Hashtag #NotAllAfricans has received a social media backlash today after critics blamed Africans for not taking personal responsibility for the violent death of a Melbourne woman on the weekend. The …
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Trans woman dies of cancer after failing to tell Dr she identified with having a prostate
A trans woman, otherwise known as a biological man, has died from prostate cancer after her doctor saw no reason for an examination because she identified as a typical woman. …
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Man comes down with travel bug after 2 weeks in Europe making landmarks look like his cock
A wanderlust adventurer has been bitten by the travel bug after spending the last 2 weeks in Europe visiting every phallic shaped landmark on the continent. Kicking off his journey …
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